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Knight In Shining Armor - Ryan Dunn pt.1

Ryan Dunn x fem!reader

Fluff fic <33

This is one of my favourite requests! I loved to write this first part! I felt like it was a little too long for Tumblr so this is just the first part, but the second one is coming real soon! Speaking of coming soon, the Jackass comfort hcs are on their way, but meanwhile, please feel free to make any requests please!

It was a very  warm summer day, the sun shone over the tree that was in your house’s garden and as expected, you had to stay inside even if the temperature made you feel as if you were on fire.

You looked at your right bedside table, grabbing the remote and turning on the TV. You were unable to do much else, you longed to be with your friends, but due to you breaking your leg a few days before and the injury still being pretty fresh, you couldn't hang out with them for at least a month more.

You browsed through all the channels, Jersey Shore, The Kardashians, some random football game… Nothing was interesting enough to entertain you for the day, so you decided to turn off the screen, grumbling and passing a rough hand over your face, turning over in bed, facing belly down on your mattress.

You closed your eyes, hoping at least to catch some more sleep until they put something good on, you felt a little pissed at your friends, none of them had shown up to visit after you broke your leg, especially annoyed by Ryan and Bam, who you saw as your best friends, but as it seemed, your body was not collaborating and didn’t want to let you drift off. You grumbled again “Jesus Christ…” 

Standing on just one leg, you were able to reach your closet and open it just to find that you only had one piece of clothing inside: A metal armor, it seemed to be a replica of a knight armor from medieval times.

Before you could take anything in, loud banging noises came from outside your room and quickly into it, Bam, Ryan, Rake, Raab and Dico had bursted in, yelling loudly and with some type of march coming from a speaker Rake had in hands, Bam, with a big, lousy bright crown and a long king cape, along with a really big cane with a jewel in it. Rake, Raab and Ryan were also dressed as knights while Dico seemed to be dressed as a Jester.

“Of course it’s all of you, I should’ve expected it…” you sighed, grabbing the clothes, still trying to stay stable standing on only one leg, giving them a side glance as they stood in place, punching each other in the stomach. “Are you guys going to watch me change? Turn around at least!” you looked at the singular armor shoe properly “This is not even for the right foot!”  you yelled and Bam smirked, throwing you the other shoe, all of them turning around to leave you some strange kind of privacy for changing.

“Okay, I’m done”, you stated as you finished changing and the boys turned around and looked at you, seeing you as you leaned against your closet, waiting for them to move and be able to grab your crutches. 

“Can you at least hand me my crutches?” you asked as they moved to stand right in front of you crutches, still keeping that same still pose and the march music from Rake’s speaker. 

Dico grabbed a parchment roll from inside his brightly colored pants and unrolled it, reading out loud the contents even though the paper had nothing written on it. “The council of the army of Castle Bam state that your presence is needed on the front lines of the war against the evil country of FatBoy and their presidents Phil and Don Vito” 

You let out a soft laugh as you rolled your eyes slightly. “Fine, I’ll go” Before you could react, Ryan had grabbed you by the waist, already halfway down your house staircase. “I wasn’t even able to grab my crutches!” and you heard Ryan laugh from under his knight helmet. “You won’t need ‘em”

Before you could realise, you were already sitting in the back of Bam's car next to Ryan, driving off to Castle Bam. The rides were always the same, Bam and Ryan in the front, Rake Raab, Dico and you in the four person backseat, but that day the distribution changed, Bam drove, as usual, but Rake was in the Front and Ryan sat beside you in the back. “How’s the leg?” he asked softly as he raised the cap from his helmet, his brown eyes, slightly hidden by some blond locs, looking directly at you, gentle and kind over the loud punches, music and yelling. You felt how a warmness that definitely wasn’t from the summer day rose to your cheeks “It’s fine, still a little sore” you saw as Ryan’s eyes closed slightly from a smile on his face, his tone unsurprisingly gentle with you, he was always like that “I figured, you ate concrete trying that trick”  

“GOD, GET A ROOM!” Bam yelled from the front, throwing an empty plastic bottle to the back seats, targeted at you and Ryan, but accidentally hitting Raab in the head and therefore inducing laughter from Bam and Rake in the front seats.

Sorry again if it's a bit oddly phrased, english still isn't my first language. Hope you guys liked this first part!