I don't patter

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

dude its so funny that doom has you collecting the blue keycard to open the door on mars and then you go to hell and it operates on the same principles but with colored skulls instead

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost