barbie, eat your heart out.

have you seen my wife?

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

Horizon Zero Dawn was like "the apocalypse happened because we let an extremely stupid man have a trillion dollars and his own military-industrial complex" and Elon Musk saw that and thought "inspiring. I bet I could be that stupid man"

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me and the followers i pulled by being annoying about things i like