barbie, eat your heart out.

have you seen my wife?

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that

women will literally be pretty

im like an absent father in my own life I'm uninvolved af

I just want queer safety and queer happiness

and a queer $500k

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence