You Can Tell It's Mattel... It's Swell!

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

I wear your granddad's clothes

I look your granddad's clothes

I'm in your granddad's clothes

From that thrift shop: Granddad's Clothes

Please give us your data 🥺🥺🥺🥺 For the children 😢‼️ all of your legal information 🙏🙏 yes 🥺 your home address? 🥺 Your government issued ID 😢❓social security number and credit card details 🤗 immigration status ❓ racial religious and gender identity 😁😢😢😢⁉️ please 🥺 did you get an abortion this year 🥺 please give us your personal information 🥺🥺🥺🥺 for the children‼️‼️

Boat Swim Area Area No Swim No Boats 👈 👉

anyway. in the grocery store, a berrypilled fruitcel like me [stops to think for a moment about what "fruitcel" implies] actually i've never had feelings like that about fruit before. it was an inappropriate statement

youre weirdly obsessed with finding meaning

what do you mean by this

Moral of The Story: What?

aborted server member: I would have loved to misinterpret your joke message