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if they call the tour The Hard Launch i’m gonna lose it

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Fics Written in 2018 (3) Masterlist
part one, part two
A Christmas Tail (ao3) - thewakeless
Summary: Dan and Phil through the eyes of Winston, their new dog.
A drop in the ocean (ao3) - ShippingFangirl26 (IceQueenJules26)
Summary: Dan had been ecstatic when his manager had informed him that strictly come dancing wanted him in the next season, until he found out HE would be there.
A Fate Worse Than Death (ao3) - ughhlester
Summary: Phil is Dead, but Dan has decided that he won't be for much longer.
a little shy (and sad of eye) (ao3) - awrfhi
Summary: “where words fail, music speaks.” ― hans christian andersen
or, the one where dan plays and phil decides to listen.
a night’s interlude (ao3) - symmetricdnp
Summary: The tour is taking its toll on Phil, and he doesn’t want to admit it.
A Series of Possibly Fortunate Events (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: It all started with a small mistake. Ok fine, not really a mistake. Dan was just too tempting for his own good sometimes. Who could blame Phil?
Or
Dan is a little shit and he knows it... and Phil's too much of a saint to do anything about it.
angel boy (ao3) - kae_karo
Summary: Aka the one where angel!Dan goes into a demon club looking for a bit of entertainment.
campfire (ao3) - waveydnp
Summary: dan goes camping with phil and his family. there are two beds, but they'll find a way to get around that
Duality (ao3) - melapplesphan
Summary: During the filming of their 2018 Easter baking video, Phil finds that he can’t stop staring at Dan’s curls and wishing he was wearing his pastel outfit, so he asks Dan to put it on for him. Or, how Phil finally stumbles onto the main reason why he gets so turned on during the late nights he and Dan spend baking. In which Phil has a thing for Pastel Dan, running his fingers through Dan’s curls, and telling Dan he’s beautiful.
Easy Does It (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: Maybe, somehow, sex can be... cute.
Equilibrium (ao3) - phan_anon
Summary: It's 2016, and Omega!Dan doesn't need an Alpha to be happy, thank you very much. He's quite content living with best friend, flat mate, business partner, co-author, ex-boyfriend, and occasional lover, Beta!Phil. Quite content, that is, until an unplanned pregnancy disturbs the comfortable equilibrium they've established over the years...
Exile (ao3) - kae_karo
Summary: Exile's a fucking bitch
Dan finds himself kicked out of town and searching for literally anywhere out of the rain - somehow, he must have just enough luck, as he stumbles upon a seemingly abandoned house in the middle of the forest.
Except it isn't abandoned, and the resident isn't exactly...normal...
for you are not beside but within me (ao3) - wiccamoody
Summary: Dan and Phil spend a day off in Vancouver
I can't get enough of you (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Phil wakes up feeling extremely sexually frustrated and no matter how much he gets off it isn't enough.
Luckily Dan was more than willing to be Phil's human sex toy.
In the mess of it all (ao3) - tigreluna
Summary: Dan and Phil mid-way trough their second and last tour. Everything seemed to be going fine: their audience were enjoying themselves and so did Dan and Phil. But on one show, something happened, Phil dind't know if he could keep doing it.
let your heart hold fast (ao3) - dizzy, waveydnp
Summary: Dan and Phil are with their respective families for the holidays. Dan freaks out because he hasn't heard from Phil in 2 days. Phil comforts him.
One More Time With You (ao3) - Emejig16
Summary: Dan and Phil are both popular pornstars that are famous for their own specialties: Dan for being one of the biggest size queens out there and Phil for his monster cock. When the two of them finally get to film together, they easily form one of the hottest and most natural pornstar duos ever put together. As the two of them start to film more stuff together and get to know one another better, they quickly learn that their professions put a strain on their relationship, yet somehow they find a way to stick together through all of the ups and downs.
one second (ao3) - kae_karo
Summary: The one where Dan meets Phil on a plane, and maybe reality starts to become better than even Dan could predict.
Opening Up to You (ao3) - auroraphilealis (peachrayne)
Summary: It’s October 31, 2009, and Dan and Phil aren’t together yet. Dan would very much so like to remedy this, if Phil will let him. And, well, maybe Dan is also ready to experience a sexual awakening.
passengers (ao3) - moonanonymous
Summary: It was an accident. A stupid, avoidable accident but now Phil sits in a waiting room in rural South Dakota and watches the clock tick by.
Phil's Fantasy Comes True (ao3) - adorkablephil (kimberly_a)
Summary: Dan has a size kink and a pain kink, and Phil has a fantasy about how to satisfy them
Ready to Let Go (ao3) - auroraphilealis (peachrayne)
Summary: Dan doesn’t want to go to India in February, just before Valentine’s Day, with his increasingly homophobic parents. He doesn’t want to be a lawyer, or settle down with some pretty girl one day. Dan wants to spend Valentine’s Day with Phil. He wants to be an entertainer. And he sure as hell plans on marrying Phil one day. But more than any of that, Dan just wants be himself. He wants to be happy. Sequel to Too Tense to Be Undone.
Restrain Yourself (ao3) - Allthephils
Summary: Phil buys a harness for Dan, you know, for fashion.
Ruby Woo (ao3) - phandomsub
Summary: Dani is dealing with yet another break-up, and Phil just wants to be there for her best friend.
Say Please (ao3) - intoapuddle
Summary: Dan and Phil are reunited after a week apart. Dan needs sex, but first he has to say "please".
Sensations (ao3) - Misha_with_wings
Summary: Sure Dan and Phil usually kept their sex life fairly vanilla, but sometimes they’d play rough and Dan was a screamer and Phil loved taking control.
stars in the sky; galaxies in his eyes (ao3) - natigail
Summary: As Dan got separated from his new friends at a party after his first week at university, he was ready to head home and catch up on some sleep. But first he goes to sit by the lake and contemplate life a little and accidentally he attracts the attention of Phil, who goes to see if he’s okay. The two of them start talking and they don’t stop until the sun has risen and they are both wearing exhausted but happy smiles.
the beast you've made of me (ao3) - azurephil (orphan_account)
Summary: Phil’s eccentric aunt lives hours away in the countryside and needs someone to house-sit while she goes on holiday during the summer. He expects it to be peaceful, albeit boring. Then he meets the gardener.
The Boys who Walk Too Close Together (ao3) - Star4545
Summary: The story of Dan and Phil growing up together and getting pushed down, but always getting back up because they have each other
this is the place (where i don't feel lost) (ao3) - commonemergency
Summary: He loved it here. He loved being with Phil and his family. He loved not being on the internet or thinking about what people are saying online, he loved the walks and the talks and the freeness that being here brought. Or Dan spends Christmas and New Years Eve with the Lesters.
Tumble Into His Arms (ao3) - nebulous_frog
Summary: Dan is a swing dancing instructor that teaches a confused and clumsy Phil how to dance. Cue tripping and falling, flirting, and some teasing from some friends.
Typical (ao3) - Junebug1312
Summary: Dan and Phil hate each other. Everyone knows that. But what happens when Dan breaks both of his wrists and can't do certain things himself?
Also when has someone saying "prove it" ever actually worked as an invitation.
Virus (ao3) - Lackless
Summary: Set in a dystopian future, Dan is a super-smart, super-lonely hacker who discovers an old piece of tech and gets swept into an intrigue that will change his world...
We'll Be Okay (ao3) - analester
Summary: the fic where 2012!phil is struggling with dealing with the way 2012!dan’s treating him, and 2017!dan comes and comforts him
when i run (will you chase after me?) (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Dan escapes from the megacorporation that he's contracted to but plans go astray and he ends up leaving his partner Phil behind, who gets tasked to catch him in his run across the solar system.
Wifey (ao3) - transdimensional_void
Summary: Phil's known since she was young that she is Very, Very Gay.
She's known since about a month ago that the goddess of a makeup artist at the M•A•C store makes her knees weak.
Now, if she only knew how to ask her on a date...
Winston (ao3) - CallofTheCurlew
Summary: Dan gifts Phil a corgi for Christmas but the trouble of keeping it a secret until the 25th is harder than he thought

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Pherson of the Year - Round 1 Match 17
Who has contributed more to phannie culture in 2024?
🧡 vs PhandomGives
🧡
PhandomGives
Pherson of the Year - Round 1 Match 3
Who has contributed more to phannie culture in 2024?
Phil's hairdresser vs Lion
Phil's hairdresser
Lion
(Phil's hairdresser was submitted for bleaching Phil's hair and having to watch Dan twerk and punch a lamp)
Pherson of the Year - Round 1 Match 2
Who has contributed more to phannie culture in 2024?
Usagi vs emojackolantern
Usagi
emojackolantern
(@emojackolantern was submitted for the cock shame pussy facing the world meme)
Nobody asked, but my 2p on the whole “I feel special” // “you are” interaction from pinof 4 is that Dan was being sarcastic and Phil was being genuine.
THE PUBLIC WOOHOO INCIDENT - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #8
For those who have not been to an onsen; you wash first in the shower and then soak in the hot spring communal pool completely naked. In the male section this means that you will get to see much more Japanese old man penis than you perhaps wanted.

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need to do this poll because i feel like i’ve been living in another reality for years 😭
on social media, are you using
your real name (the one you use in your daily life irl)
a made up name
other/i wanna see the results
girl help
ok so.
it’s at 4:19. had to see it in context to believe bc this is so out of pocket
Hi, please enjoy this tier list maker of all the dnp tit photocards what I made
Photocards from the Dan and Phil Terrible Influence Tour
danandphilcrafts if it slayed

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these m&g pictures from @/_imaginarymind_ on twitter are fully making me cry like oh my god
@imaginary--mind hand made this dress herself - so proud of my phannie daughter 😍
DAY 12
The Pheras Tour (inspired by @/danscIit ‘s tweet)
radical conceptussy: drawing phanart until twink and twunk announce LATAM dates