no but seriously imagine it

is anyone else their father’s female son

please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment

maybe i am normal just in a new and marvelous sort of way

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

would u still love me if i were stuck in a cycle i've never been able to break

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

(tearfully) i just want everyone to be a girl…m-my lesbian greed…it can’t b-be sated…

The idea of tumblr users living in like new york city or los angeles sounds extremely fake... all my mutuals either live in like serbia or a bumfuck town in missouri

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere