RADIATING STRANGE ENERGY

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

blindingly white person: idk man ethnic food just looks nauseating to me. it smells so fucking bad. i can’t believe you eat that

bleach-white american who's never left their hometown: oh how proud i am of my irish blood. my german hands. my greek nose. i really should look into norse religion.

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

they gotta invent shoplifting for online shopping

Credit card fraud , gift card hacking, piracy of you believe big companies

i want a button on the checkout page that says "ship without payment" that they make you promise not to click

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible

The CIA did some neferpitou shit to charlie kirk & now they got him in a lab covered in frankenstein stitches using his body to train S.J.W Bush