Hi, so Iโve noticed that in this particular fandom there is so much hate between ships. I am heavily displeased with ship wars, so what Iโm about to do, is to put all my opinion about all ships in bsd in an attempt to somewhat make you understand how fucking stupid ship wars is. What we should do is support everyone in every way since in this fandom, we should love all and be loved. I will talk about as many ships as possible, look for yours or message me about your ship so I can put my trashy opinion on it. Thisโll be long. Okay, letโs begin.
- I will be rating the shipโs popularity according to how much I see it on my feed, on Twitter, and some observations. My popularity rating is not canon in any way -
โณ Soukoku [popularity: most popular] - I think Chuuya and Dazai are very very cute for each other. In our shippy world, what their relationship is seen as Chuuya getting mad at Dazai for every little thing but secretly (or not so secretly) loves him. Dazai is then this chill guy who would profess his love for Chuuya so recklessly yet sincerely โ and itโs honestly so fucking cute. I also love how they can be cute and fucking smexy at the same time. Like shit. This ship can take my ass. Fuck me over man. But if we were to look into the sad sad canon world, their relationship could be two things; extreme friendship built on trust, or an unhealthy hateful relationship. This is how it truly is, please accept this. The canon world cannot touch us though. All hail, Soukoku!
โณ AtsuDazai [popularity: very popular] - Two words; Sexily fluffy. Atsushi is an innocent doe no matter who heโs shipped with (Iโm sorry bub), and even with Dazai on the boat, this wouldnโt change. A senpai and his subordinate. Imagine Dazai exploring every intimate thing between them, and Atsushi just being downright flustered. Christ. Take me to hell people. In the canon world though, thereโs Atsushi admiring Dazai and Dazai being proud of Atsushi all the time. In the shippy world, or canon world: Iโd say their relationship is pretty damn cute. Iโm all for this.
โณ AkuAtsu, Shin Soukoku [popularity: very popular] - Salt. Salty. Saltiness. This relationship is pure salt and bitterness in both worlds. Salt, that just needs a dash of sugar to taste okay. Akutagawa is this guy whoโs envious of Atsushi, and Atsushi is this guy who just wants him off his ass; though the latter wouldnโt mind getting along with him, the former not giving fucks at all. Their relationship in the shippy world could be connected to the canon world, but in the shippy world it develops into somethingโฆ more. Picture Akutagawa attempting to kill Atsushi with Rashomon, but then Atsushi dodges, comes in front and kisses him โ then Akutagawa unexpectedly blushes and thinks about it for 4 months. Thatโs exactly what Iโm talking about.
โณ AkuHigu [popularity: popular] - I donโt give a fuck about what anyone thinks, this ship is one of my OTPs. This ship has a capability of being canon, and thatโs what makes it more exciting to support. I love Higuchiโs character so much, sheโs so relatable and adorable. Then thereโs Akutagawa whoโs stoic and brooding; imagine that cold ass attitude warming up to Higuchi. And how happy Higuchi would be, so happy that she hugs Akutagawa unintentionally everytime and Akutagawa pretending he doesnโt like it (inside heโs like, โHoly fuck her breast is pressing up against me, is that okay? She smells nice. This is unfair. How do you so this to me?โ). Or another alternate relationship for them is Higuchi treating him like her own son. Now, wouldnโt that be cute?
โณ AtsuLucy [popularity: fairly popular] - I honestly canโt fucking understand how this ship is so under appreciated! Their moments! That stark naked moment! Iโm mad! Fuck! Do y'all have any idea how cute this is? Shy-but-tough Lucy blushing as Atsushi does something unexpected without meaning to. Both of them being clueless as what to do in a relationship. Theyโre just so shippable! I love Lucy. I love Atsushi. I love them both. I love them together. I need more AtsuLucy content! Draw me some fucking Atsulucy! Give me an AtsuLucy graphic! Please! I love this! Plus, the fact that this ship has the highest possibility of being canon; and when it โdoesโ become canon, everybody can suck our asses. Ha!
โณ AtsuKyou [popularity: popular] - Words canโt even describe how much I love this ship. Honestly, I could see them as a couple, or as siblings, or as BFFs and it would all be the same โ motherfucking cute. Like! Just! Imagine! Kyouka calling Atsushi โOnii-chanโ! Oh my God. Kyouka and Atsushi sharing a kiss through a piece of spaghetti noodle! Holy balls. AtsuKyou sharing BFF bracelets! My Lord. You could look at this ship in any way you want, romantic or platonic, and nothing would change the fact that they will always prioritize each other. They will protect one another no matter what. My babies. So pure, so sweet. I will personally kill any rotten bastard who hates on this ship just because of the measly 4-year age gap (The only problem is that she is a minor! Christ, people need to calm down. They will age! They are fictional!). Y'all shipped Sebastian (over 100 years old) and Ciel (13 years old) yet no one said a word (โOh, because itโs gay and itโs cute!โ Shut the fuck up lol). So we can ship AtsuKyou as much as we want. Sit yer fuckinโ ass down.
โณ AkuDazai [popularity: popular] - Another ship that I am very ready to cry for. Y'all. Akutagawa is cute. The way he reacts to Dazai is justโฆ it makes me want to smack Dazaiโs head and tell him โYou go and praise him, you lazy bastard! Stop your suicidal thoughts for a second and! Notice! Him!โ. Though I think this ship would be really cute, you canโt deny that it would be a little one-sided. I could just imagine Akutagawa being that clingy boyfriend lmfao (โWhoโs that? Are you calling someone? Whatโs under your bandage? Why canโt you see me? Ignore your new subordinate goddammit!โ). But Dazai loves him as well. And in the canon world, I only see a very strong kouhai admiring his senpai and awaiting his every action. Itโs cute, either way.
โณ ChuuAku [popularity: fairly popular] - I donโt have much to say about this ship. The fanarts are super adorable. Chuuya seems like the one whoโd tease Akutagawa to no end about his obsession for Dazai, but kisses him lightly once he notices that Akutagawa is offended. And as for a canon scenario, well itโs the same: minus the kissing part. Sigh.
โณ Yosanpo, Ranpokiko, Ransano [popularity: fairly popular] - Another under appreciated ship! Another thing to be salty about! I need more of these! Can you all just imagine? A psychotic doctor dating a childish genius detective โ itโs fucking perfect! Screw me over with this! Donโt even dare to fight me on this. Their child will be a fucking badass, I know it! Though, though; I could also definitely see them as two crazy people with the best friendship as well. Itโs frigginโ cool. They have each otherโs backs, and for that particular chapter; we can all surmise that they care so much for each other. Itโs perfect. Theyโre perfect. I would support this wholeheartedly.
โณ KunikiDazai [popularity: fairly popular] - This. This ship. This ship is one of the many things I love about BSD ships. Theyโre just. Mom and dad, you know? Theyโre like an old married couple! I love this ship as much as I love my parents. Like, I need more of this too. This deserves appreciation! Blind fuckers! Not only is their ship so shippable, I also really really love their partnership in the canon world. Honestly, Chuuya deserves credit as a partner, but so does Mom โ I mean Kunikida! They work so well together despite being incompatible. And what I love about them is that they donโt hate each other. Itโs refreshing. Kunikida just lowkey gets annoyed at him, and Dazai just lowkey wants to annoy him. God, I love it.
โณ KunikiAtsu [popularity: fair] - All I can think about this ship is Kunikida calling Atsushi โbratโ. I could see what these shippers love about these two. Itโs like a mother-son relationship in the canon world, but in the shippy world I see it like this: Atsushi kissing Kunikida, and Kunikida saying he is โnot gayโ while blushing and unintentionally letting Atsushi do what he wants. Good shit, eh?
โณ JunichiAomi, Tanizaki siblings [popularity: fair] - I donโt want to see them no more as siblings who care for each other. Honestly, this ship makes me uncomfortable. Iโve never been into that brother sister complex, especially not incest. I support them as family. Thatโs all. If they werenโt siblings, then I would definitely ship them. But, no. I canโt. Sorry if you support this, but Iโve nothing good to say to anyone who sees them romantically. I will just keep it to myself so I donโt hurt you, at least. Theyโre a NOTP for me.
โณ RanZawa [popularity: fair] - I cannot see this more than a child wanting his father/idolโs attention. Ranpoโs reaction to his praises is cute. Fukuzawa is fucking daddy. But I donโt ship them romantically. Too much age difference there. 26 - 45. Hm. Not good.
โณ MorElise, EliMori [popularity: unpopular] - Believe it or not, Iโve actually seen some people who ship this. And I am, thoroughly, disgusted. This! This man, is a father figure to the child! Let them rest! Let them be a family! Itโs like shipping a baby bean with a watermelon! Please donโt. This is my official number one NOTP.
โณ SteinCraft [popularity: unpopular] - I donโt know, this seemsโฆ a bitโฆ weird? And just so platonic? But funny? But I love them both. So if you ship them, I shall be there to support you throughout your journey, dear one!
โณ AkuKyou [popularity: fair] - AtsuKyou was considerable, but the age difference here kind of makes me want to back off. 20 - 14? If thatโs acceptable in your eyes, then Iโll leave you at that. But I see them more as comrades. Good comrades, if Akutagawa treats her better. After all, he only wanted what he thought was good for her. Good for you, though. Iโll be with you through the bitter end.
โณ NaoSano [popularity: unpopular] - Admit it, you NaoSano shipper there. You started to ship them when you saw that official art. With Naomi and Yosano looking hot. It was hot. I can admit. The gay was real, man. I think thisโll be a cute relationship, wih Yosano being the mature and controlling one. And Naomi just lowkey being mischievous. Like it.
โณ KenjiKyou [popularity: fair] - Oh my Goodness! This ship is really cute. Itโs like puppy-middle-school love. I love it! But seeing how oblivious Kenji is, and how expressionless Kyouka is; they would be a too-chill couple. I can imagine the two of them not texting, calling nor dating at all; but theyโre still alright. Sharing cake and shit. In the platonic side, I see them as playmates. Strong ass playmates. Disaster.
โณ AlFitz, FitzCott [popularity: fair] - If you ship this, then I wonโt judge you. They are potentially cute together. Alcott is freaking adorable, and I can imagine Fitz protecting her. But since Daddy Fitz is married, I cannot, even for a moment, think of them romantically. More like a student to his sensei. That kinda thing. Because in shipping this, fiction or not, youโre disrupting a sacred marriage, youโre actually making him cheat on Zelda (whom he loves dearly). And as for me, Iโd rather not.
โณ YumeLise [popularity: unpopular] - I donโt know, Iโve seen one fanart of them togeher before so I included Yumeno and Elise. I can see them having cute kid crushes on each other, but at the same time, being psychotic friends; killing people with adorable faces and all that yandere shit. Cool stuff
โณ RanPoe [popularity: fairly popular] - I cannot stress about how much I love this ship. And the ship name! Itโs just so perfect! I mean, this sort of gives me the AkuDazai vibe with Poe idolizing Ranpo; but I seriously love this so much more! Iโm so sorry. Poe is such an adorable bean pie cinnamon roll, I could just picture it all! Ranpo giving him riddles that he would get a kiss for if he answers right, and Poe desperately solving all those riddles just to kiss him. Poe being awkward at everything, and Ranpo loving every second of it. Oh God! I could even love their relationship in the canon world. Theyโre bond is that of literary geniuses, and itโs nothing like other.
โThatโs all of the ship I could think about. If you have any other ships, no matter how rare they are, even if they have no interaction at all (except in your fantasies); I am more than glad to talk about it! Message me/Submit the ship name to me and I will say my opinion about it. OR, IF YOU SIMPLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANY OF THE SHIPS HERE, I WILL BE VERY HONORED TO TALK ABOUT IT. SO MESSAGE ME. PLEASE. IโM DESPERATE.โ
โAnyways, see what I did? I supported every ship (excluding the NOTPs) and Iโm happy for them all โ my life is fucking peaceful. So rather than putting salt in other ships, why not just love them all? ITโS. SO. FUN. REALLY. I also donโt think itโs wise to compare your ships, because no matter how large or small the fanbase is; your ship will be your ship. Live and be proud to ship it.โ
โAnd stop ship hating. Except when it is really wrong. Even if it was wrong, you should just express dislike. I hate the word โhateโ, see. If youโre a proud BSD trash, then be an honorable one.โ
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