That Weird Girl In The Corner Sobbing

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

Such a developing story.

I love this story

This was a wild ride from start to finish

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

I found it!! The original post!!

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

okay you know those posts that are like "this male character archetype would be better as a woman"? you know what we need more of? female loudmouth braggart hero antagonists. women who are cocky and comedically vainglorious and beloved by the public and also objectively suck so fucking bad. I'm not kidding. I don't care how sexist the audience would be about that. I want to see a woman who should be played by whoever the female equivalent of Nathan Fillion is.

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

@jjay-mess @viraktheraccoon @akinoaruhi hey guys who remembers the horrors

I genuinely think Philomena Cunk interview questions are academically valuable in that 1. They force experts to consider ridiculous scenarios they never would have thought of having to deal with and 2. They test the ability of academics to explain their fields to laypeople and challenge the idea that “everybody knows xyz.” I think part of all higher level degree programs should involve having to get interviewed by Philomena Cunk

I would need to be interviewed by her at my fourth year. I need it

i hope you know that you're doing the best you can, and that's enough. the effort you put into yourself, your life, your healing, that never goes unnoticed. i see you even when you feel overlooked. you are still worthy even when your battles feel too heavy to carry. i see the way you hold things together, even when you feel as if you're doing it all by yourself. when you feel like the world is on your shoulders, i hope you trust that you're never alone. i know it feels like not everyone understands you, what you deal with, or what you go through, but you're much bigger than the challenges you face. you have so much strength within you. i hope you never give up on the life that's meant for you.

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong