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(werner herzog voice) All right wing men are psycho sexually obsessed with the transgender individual

“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually

at the risk of sounding paranoid, istg they do this so that when posts and blogs get censored/deactivated that "aren't supposed to," they'll be able to point to a glitchy system and say "see? we just haven't worked out the bugs yet, we're not nuking people on purpose"

My Deep Space 9 self-insert fantasy is working for Garak in his tailor shop, however, I also know for a fact that he would be a terrible boss. He would be liable to snap and yell at me over tiny mistakes just because he's having a bad day. He'd drop everything and leave me to man the counter myself, no matter how many customers were waiting, the second Bashir showed up and asked him to lunch. He'd get drunk and oversleep the next morning and be late to open the place, but expect me to just stand there waiting indefinitely on the promenade and be ready to start working whenever he feels like showing up (obviously I can't unlock the door myself, he would never give me his constantly changing series of complex security codes). And then I'd probably die because he forgot about me when he blew it up.

I know most cats arent like this so i have to kind of brag a little, not only does bowie Like being touched on the belly, she also likes being lifted by the armpits and smooched on the belly. And before u say thats unhygienic, cat germs arent real.

call me crazy but i think public transportation should explicitly also be for actively drunk/high people. so they don’t, you know, drive under the influence.