I Came Here To Drink Milk And Kick Ass

Happy Halloween to all the ghouls, goblins and THE KILLER

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

This is actually hilarious, because the train, bus metro etc is going anyways.....so what difference does it make?

I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.

"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy

God the entire idea of an "attention economy" is so fucking dystopian, but that's exactly what it is and it pains me

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

Murdered the entire squad

are they... you know...? *makes a stabbing motion*

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

In every city bus garage, there is a bunker where all the bus drivers live, eat, and sleep when they’re off-duty. The city encourages the bus drivers to fuck to strengthen their bonds as warriors.

the way this gif took tumblr by storm a decade ago

When I was in middle school I got in a fight w my friend abt whether or not this was weird. I was like “why are they knocking their heads against each other like that” and then my friend was like they’re fucking cuddling freak. When I got in a relationship later and nuzzled my partners face for the first time I felt like a fucking virgin for criticizing these women who had already been through so much

If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands