so comes snow after fire

picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

Wasn’t this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?

yep that’s the one

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

the worst part about grief is that it feels like the world should be horrendously earth shatteringly changed, and to an extent it IS but its also the same. to everyone else it's just another tuesday. the world moves on. you have to go grocery shopping.

love doing something I call ‘the big leaf test’ where I put my hand on a leaf and if the leaf is bigger than my hand I go damn that’s crazy

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

CONGRATS TO EISNER AWARD WINNING WEBCOMIC TIGER TIGER!!! 🎉🎉🎉

they lack fundamental respect or judgement