Up at 3 am with a splitting headache. Never drinking again.
trying on a metaphor
we're not kids anymore.
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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Jules of Nature
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Three Goblin Art

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hello vonnie

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

if i look back, i am lost
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Up at 3 am with a splitting headache. Never drinking again.

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we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"
When you think about it, theres no way for the pointed caps to win in the long run. They can't recruit. The only way their numbers grow is if magical families have a ton of kids. Meanwhile the brimmed hats not only can recruit outsiders who would have never had a chance at being witches otherwise, they can recruit those pushed out of witch society. At *some* point the brimmed hats will outnumber the pointed caps unless some kind of reform happens. Someone in charge *has* to have thought of that.
Just speculating. Fully preparing myself to reblog this with an "Abby was wrong again" tag when I catch up in 47 chapters...
Babe. We already *have* a third, remember? it's me, you, and Zoboomafoo.
If I was a brimmed hat I would simply tattoo a harmless smile on every witch I could with magic ink and be like
OK great hall, now *everyone* is breaking the taboo in a way that hurts no one. Do you see how stupid some of these rules are, ya dildos?? :)

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Did I make this ridiculous meme? I just blacked out and there it was on MSpaint on my computer, my mouse hovered over the save button.
Shirahama-sama... You gotta stop giving us these speculative drawings about what Coco would look like if she went down the brimmed hat path, they're sick as fuck and they're making me want her to go down that path just for the aesthetic.
About to watch the TADC movie with my wife!
It was a great way to conclude it. I most definitely cried. All I'll say
About to watch the TADC movie with my wife!
Person: "I programmed this ai to do everything it can not to be shut down" Person when the thing they programmed happens: "Oh my god ai has a sense of self preservation what if it's alive???"

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A party is just where you stand around feeling awkward and out of place until you get to go home
The idea that “natural breasts” even in children are something to be protected at all costs is extremely weird and incredibly sexist.
For cis folks that would mean discouraging breast enlargement by calling someone a whore or saying their boobs will be “ruined” because they are “fake”. This mentality exists with breast reduction for women by saying they will not be as sexually desirable and that having big breasts is a gift.
For trans and nonbinary folks, we see crap from lawmakers fearmongering, spewing shit like how children are “mutilating healthy breast tissue” and from other people “top surgery scars are ugly” and “but those could feed a baby one day!”
Even from other trans folks, simple comments like “why would you ever want to get rid of those?” Can be the dam that makes someone scared or guilty of seeking breast augmentation and just not do so.
It is not up to you what a person does to their breasts. All breasts are beautiful, and the person with them gets to decide their value, not you.
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"
"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."
And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.
Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?
tender bodies 💜🏳️⚧️
(she/her for Hitomi 😺)
(he/him for Hitch 🐁)

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i really dislike this pervasive idea amongst the pretentious that something being bad excludes it from being art in the first place. like, sorry, i believe all films are art. yeah even marvel movies yeah even dogshit comedies yeah even hallmark films. like this is the root of the “what is and isn’t art” debate it all comes down to people wanting to declare that things they dislike cannot possibly be art, once you remove that factor the answer to What Is Art becomes very simple. it’s what humans make
senior/elderly nonbinary people. I adore you and you make the world a better place. whether you've known for multiple decades or you just found out last year. thank you for just Being. so much love from me.
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