#weeb shit

*listens to song 15 more times just to cement in my head the artistic vision that'll 100% never happen*

Montana is an American girl and a competitive weight lifter. She ends up competing in Japan, and on her day off, she runs into a battle in progress between local magical girls and the monster of the week. Having a strong sense of justice, Montana single handedly defeats the monster and impresses the magical girls, who assume she is one of them. Montana clarifies, "I'm just a power lifter," but it's too late. The news media is having a field day, everyone loves the new magical girl who's only power is muscles.

I fucking hate it here.