The Batfamily

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Alfred

Duke: chugged a bottle of soda in the store parking lot so I could return it and get my ten cents back

Cass: forgot i lit a candle and left the house for several hours

Jason: spent $30 on a paperback book that was originally $3 because it was a first edition while only having $100 in my bank

Dick: probably broke my wrist by falling up the stairs, then never going to the doctors to get it checked out

Damian: impulse bought a cat

It’s canon that he can’t cook to save his life

He’s just an old man...he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

Alfred:

Tim: that’s... that’s a big decision, Dick. Are you sure you want—

Bruce, not looking up from his paper: don’t indulge him, Tim

Tim: wha?

Bruce: he’s trying to trick you into calling him “John Wayne”

Damian, sitting at a piano: Thank you everyone for joining in my celebration

Damian: as many of you know, I ate my twin sister in utero. So on my birthday I try to remember *I'm a winner*

Damian: This one's for you, Athanasia