It’s canon that he can’t cook to save his life

 "If we fight with bo staff, I can defeat them in single combat while still maintaining social distancing,“ says Wayne, apparently not joking.

Dick: Try Guys

Jason: Thirst Tweets

Tim: Unsolved: Supernatural

Damian: Ruining History

Duke: Professionals Play

Stephanie: Worth It

Cassandra: Eating Your Feed

Barbara: Unsolved: True Crime

Harper: Test Friends

Carrie: Celebs Take Quizzes

Kate: Ladylike

Alfred: Snack Swap

this scene really shouldn’t be funny, but their reactions to Hotch’s question is hilarious lmaooo they’re like, “is this a trick question?” and then there’s Emily

Eventually, however, his curiosity got the better of him. Dick set his laptop on the coffee table and pulled up a chair, settling into the seat with his hands steepled in front of his face. 

“Hey,” said Tim, from his position on the couch. 

“Why?”

“Evil plan.” Without further explanation, Tim plucked the source of Dick’s confusion from a coaster and feigned a toast. 

“That’s milk,” said Dick, just to confirm. 

“Yeah.”

“Regular milk?”

“Yeah.”

“With whipped cream on it.”

“Exactly,” said Tim happily. 

Dick leaned back in his chair and waited. Tim stared back. 

“Please explain,” said Dick, giving in.

“So I was in the kitchen the other day,” Tim began, gesturing with his milk, “and I remembered that we bought strawberry syrup to use on the ice cream.”

“Right.”

“And I thought that might be good in milk,” Tim continued, “because I use the chocolate syrup in milk all the time.”

“Okay.”

“So I’m pouring in the strawberry stuff, and I notice Damian on the other side of the room. He’s making faces.”

“Ah,” said Dick. He was beginning to see where this was going. 

“Disgust,” Tim said. “Fear, even.”

“He hates milk.”

“Apparently.”

“Bruce doesn’t like it either.”

“Genetic trait,” Tim agreed. “Oh, showtime.”

Y/N eating ice cream for breakfast: Some people eat to live. But I eat to die.

Jason nodding @ Y/N:I vibe with that.

Tim holding his 60th cup of coffee that morning and it's not even 8:

Dick: My favorite is explaining the difference between a 'butt dial' and a 'booty call'.

Damian: It's called connotations.

Jason: Try this one for size——'Forgive me, Father, I have sinned' versus 'Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty'.

Batman: -so, I've decided to change the existing patrol routes and initiate a rotation [points to a display] you can see them here. Any objections?

Everyone:

Everyone: [glances at Red Hood, who isn't listening]

Nightwing: [elbows him]

Red Hood: [startles] wha? huh? oh, um... [looks around at the others who are all staring at him]

Red Hood: ah, yes.

Red Hood: [slams his fist on the table] THIS IS BULLSHIT!!

Batman: [annoyed] you don't even know what we're talking about

Red Hood: [stands up so abruptly his chair goes flying and points at Batman] FUCK YOU AND THE COW YOU RODE IN ON

Batman: Hood-

Red Hood: THIS IS ABUSE OF AUTHORITY

Red Hood: [gesticulating angrily] THE AU-DA-CITY!

Robin: [suddenly] Wait, did you RIDE BATCOW?

Batman: wha- no!

Robin: SHE IS NOT A HORSE HOW DARE YOU!

Red Hood: YOU HYPOCRITICAL, NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE

Batman: [to Damian] I didn't-

Red Hood: UNSCRUPULOUS!

Robin: I CANNOT BELIEVE-

Nightwing: [to Red Robin, quietly] that was close

Red Robin: [relieved] yeah, no way was I gonna change my route

Blackbat: [nods in agreement]

Batman: That is ENOUGH!

Red Hood: [kicks the fallen chair] YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME