Hi

just keep refreshing websites until its all over

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

JFK Theory: when everyone blinked because of the loud gunshot, that's when the swordsman made his move

Hey, pervert question: sex Today

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

Ive made a new game its called the drink yo self to death game the rules are take a shot every time a new fcking ugly bitch from krakow trys to steal my man on whatsapp

"oooh processed meats are the same level of carcinogen as cigarettes now you need to stop eating hot dogs and spam" shut the fuck up bitch I'll smoke a cigarette right now too

hey wanna see something cool

Yeah man let's see it