Hi

just keep refreshing websites until its all over

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible

tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming

let's all green out together and pass away

burt's bees has geared a rebrand around the slogan "burt til it hurts"

I bet you never even considered that mr pibb could be a woman

When I was in middle school, I really wanted a rat and my mama got me one before I had the chance to do any research, and I named him Mildew, and then I learned that rats get all fucked up if they don't have a buddy, so I got him a brother and I named the brother Dildew. Something to consider if you are currently pregnant with twins.

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok