broke cartoon character: *has 1 gray coin and 2 brown coins in their pocket*

most men are just some guy

this is a wilbur and orville fan account. love those fat flightless fucks

i would like to clarify that this is in regards to the dodos who run the airport in animal crossing and im not trying to discredit or disparage the wright brothers

What does noon to afternoon mean?

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

at first I thought this post was going to bash horny internet fangirls, but it turned out great.

if you need me i’ll be drinking water from the hate pond to learn about violence 

today in: another weird lame text post that pretty much means nothing

do you have a fucking problem with me 

me: dream of airplane dog: certain we are being watched

everyday im being studied. wheres the wedge of cheese you promised