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girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

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Icon, role model, and an absolute legend that we all must stan

yall know what a dorcopsis is?

that’s an italian greyhound

I saw some weird ass conspiracy video thing today of like 'we were never meant to have access to yeast, that was cultivated in a lab and it harms us' bullshit and I was like well first off there's no such thing as 'meant to' and second of all um? the long history of acquiring yeast from beer foam stretching so far back ??????

Not only is there yeast in the air, it's on a bunch of fruits, too. Ever rubbed a blueberry, plum, or grape, and it was slightly darker underneath? That thin film is wild yeasts. There is also yeasts that live on human skin (and not just pathogenic ones!). We are never without yeasts.

You do not have access to yeast; yeast has access to you.

estrogen is a ploy by big women to sell more women

everyone say thank you big women

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

Bro I love living in 2025 its like Ohh man why did I spend 200 dollars more than usual last month then you check the news and its like Trump Set To Ban Cookies & Milk

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

Can you swap their heads ?