Let’s be interviewed with mama!

Mommy doesn't get it. Explain the joke. Explain the joke for Mommy.

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

occasionally, in the spring, i get possessed by this deep and beautiful sense of Tree Awe. today i felt it in a very urban place, riding the bus home after work, climbing a hill and looking down into a residential neighborhood, out over the canopy just beginning to leaf—really just beginning, today, in the rain. green at last! and the smell of damp soil!! i think about what it must be like, that slow waking, the first intake of sugars from this years' chloroplasts. the slow movement of water, the chemical signals pulsing through the mycelial web, enlivened by the thaw, by the rain. what does it mean to be one organism exiting dormancy? what does it mean to be many organisms, intimately intertwined, doing this together? i hope it feels like a deep breath, or maybe like a song. i hope it feels like something human language could never quite capture.

blew a .15 blood mana on the breathalyzer at a necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage trunk for skeletons. needless to say i went for his crossbow

I am singlehandedly keeping down the local deer population. I’ve been hunting and fishing in these parts for years. I am making boots. Honest gold for honest work.

Should I be stopping Alduin? Maybe. However, that doesn’t seem like the job of a seasonal traveling farmhand. These cabbages aren’t gonna pick themselves.

Gripping the sink reciting this under my breath

I’ve heard of staying in the same town your whole life, but this guy’s on another level.

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case