Rock On, Rock Dove!

i know it was ultimately just a plot contrivance created to allow ds9 to dig quickly and deeply into julian’s past, but the fact that dr. zimmerman set out to create a long-term relationship doctor dating sim medical hologram that would be able to effortlessly and pleasantly interact with all sorts of people and starfleet medical pointed him specifically in the direction of julian bashir is hilarious to me for multiple reasons

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

My favourite part of The Obsession is when you start saying things that sound either completely incoherent or really generic with the tone and energy that it's a world-shattering event that haunts your every waking moment 'cause I can only imagine that it's really funny to an outside observer

Men in combat muddy squirm on the ground wet wet wet and its all just to imoregnate🥺

bjork girlfriend era?!?

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

Ok so no-one should be unreasonably angry about this but also the person in this diagram is being a dick and people are right to be a bit angry at them. For anyone who doesn’t know (and certainly I can only speak for the UK), the right hand lane is for passing other cars. It’s so people can safely do less than the speed limit in the left hand lane (as blue car is doing) and people who want to drive faster can overtake them. You are not supposed to stay in the right hand lane (provided both lanes are going to the same place). You are meant to pass the left hand car and move back to the left. Red car is being a prick.

Just shut the fuck up