kitsch undead beast of the night

i dont eroticise anything btw everything's already erotic. im just revealing a truth thats been there all along

lackluster is such a sick own like dude youre not even shiny at all

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. On such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it!”

defending a castle would be amazing because i hate it when people come over and i can show that outwardly

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

my real opinion is that if you feel like you have to write a paragraph of apology on a public social media site because you were offline longer than eight hours, because you accidentally reblogged something, or because you’ve changed fandoms or anything of that ilk, then your experience online is not healthy for you. you don’t have to hold yourself to imaginary standards set by strangers that you’ll most likely never interact with. if it gets to that level, step away from being online. find yourself again and do things that aren’t digital validation. i promise you it’s a thousand times less stressful and better for you to learn how to manage your online presence properly.

If Adam Levine was anywhere in my vicinity I think I would cut him in twain for what his voice has done to retail workers

"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move

i want that slut covered in blood and traumatized by his actions