I Have No Idea What I’m Doing

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

I’m like a hopeless romantic but for friends. A hopeless platonic.

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Hey! how make much did you make an hr on your first job and what was the job?

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

what’s sad is that the first person to fry an ant with a magnifying glass was probably just trying to look

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

You literally have to just get over yourself every day

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for