I Have No Idea What I’m Doing

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

instead of a brain there is a mini haunted house in my head

My intuition is insane… like why do I even know these things

i’m so glad i’ve never gotten over anything in my life it makes listening to music so fun

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

I’m like a hopeless romantic but for friends. A hopeless platonic.

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors