I Have No Idea What I’m Doing

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

did you seriously just disturb my slumber

hey babe wanna watch me reblog the same images for 15 years

Microdosing on executive function by completing tasks in video games

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[freeze frame] yeah thats me. you're probably wondering how i got here. me too. i dont remember anything ever so i need to see this as much as you do [unfreeze frame]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

love it when mutuals i don’t really talk to reblog one of my posts it’s like hell yeah. glad you liked that. please don’t leave me.

anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

instead of a brain there is a mini haunted house in my head

My intuition is insane… like why do I even know these things