hi let me shitpost in peace

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

physically im here but mentally im still thinking about that ceramic battle axe...

It would shatter if you hit something but like that’s extra damage

do y'all remember the fucking,,, "pensive moments with steven universe" shorts? those weird shorts where it was just steven getting philosophical about random shit like dirt and breadsticks? what the fuck was up with those

Here's a thread with all 6 of these shorts. There's no other upload and CN privated them on their YT channel so they're lost media I guess

it must’ve sucked, back in the day you submit a video to AFV expecting to win $10,000 only to see your clip in a video montage.

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

bold of you to presume I can die

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

god was kinkshaming satan

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

guys what day of the week were you born on? i was born on a tuesday