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you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

Yasss who else is a kinda lame aimless adult in they mid to late 20s

tv shows are bad. parents dont love their kids in real life

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

batshit normal

batshit normal

batshit normal

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere