This is the Worst "Blog" Ever

i don’t fuck around enough for all this finding out

literally we are not free until all women can go topless the same as dudes

the welsh got national flags right. every country's flag would be improved if it had a dragon on it. even the welsh flag, because then there'd be two dragons.

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

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Right.

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