BASS BOOSTED DISSOCIATION 10+ Hours [[remix]]

i have no idea whether bobbing the tea bag up and down actually does anything but it's nice to feel like i'm contributing in some way

in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.

And copper ingots. Very high quality ingots from a very reputable merchant

#tumblr's dedication to dragging ea-nasir from across history is one of my fave things about this hellsite

Yes, because when Trump dies and thinks he’s going to be king shit in the afterlife, ea-nasir is going to one-shot him with a shitty copper ingot upside his empty orange fucking head

Each Reblog adds another copper ingot to ea-nasir's afterlife pile. Each like improves his aim.

im going to explode in the kiln

characters who continuously tell themselves they’re okay and even start to believe it until someone says their name very gently and asks if they’re alright, at which point the facade crumbles completely

[Image description: A screenshot of a tag that reads “#hey op. are you Ok” End description.]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

okay but taz balance au where barry and lup pitch the lich idea to everyone and they all become liches. in wonderland when edward yeets magnus out of his body he doesn’t go into the astral plane he just remembers everything and just starts wrecking shit with barry who’s like “fuck finally welcome back”

#barry’s new goal is not to guide them to the voidfish and make them remember but instead kill all of them #barry’s perspective becomes like a series of wile e coyote schemes and THB never fall for them. not because they are smart #but because they are so fucking dumb nothing works #eventuall barry just starts tryin 2 push them off of cliffs instead (via @nillial)

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

This is exactly what it’s like,,,,

I have almost entirely stopped singing.  Because a good friend called me annoying for singing in the bathroom.

if i could only shrimp like a cat, i feel like i would unlock the secret to inner peace

hold on just a fucking second. This… this can’t….. NO.

Just woke up and I’m canky

I’m cranky and I’m angy and you don’t mess with me or I’ll stomp my little feet at you

Hit you and punch you and hurt you so bad

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED AN EIGHTH SECRET CHAKRA: THE GAMER CHAKRA, LOCATED IN THE PROSTATE