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for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

i don’t play any trading card games, but…

there’s an established, functional version of chess where one side has checkers instead of chess pieces and plays by checkers rules

wait. i might be thinking about dunsany’s chess nvm

I would love to play those online with someone. You know how?

there are a lot of sites that have a lot of chess variants

I can’t find Maharajah and the Sepoys (black’s standard chess army vs. white’s singular god piece), either, which is weird, because it’s fairly old and well known, and would fit onto most chess sites’ existing infrastructure

Me: This is not a painting at all I don’t believe it even though everyone is saying it and the artist themselves said it

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me getting slammed with notifications on this post in particular:

Oooh, what? I could get from Minneapolis to Los Angeles in the same time it takes me to get to Chicago?

Some things have to end

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Dogs have a fascinating range of personhood. Like they're all on a sliding scale, on one end you've got the kind of dog that's literally just some guy, like that's your uncle's roommate whom you share an awkward silence with when your uncle gets up to go get something and you two don't know each other well enough to make small talk.

The Middle

Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”