And Got So Far

as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”

We had a middle school dance dj who would do something similar with party in the USA. He’d play the chorus like “yeah yeah yeah it’s a party in the..” and then stop the music and just say “school”

this is so fucking funny

mfs will be like “dude are you being gay right now?” my brother christ, the slug is right there.

HANG ON I FORGOT THE WORD ‘IN’

I bet she has no grip game

Pussy like a flat tire

You think she kept Philip around for 73 years with bad pussy?

I love this persons work lmao

good post