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this fic is so good i hope i write it

I think we should all quit our jobs and write explicit fanfic instead

If y'all could read this fic in my brain you would be so impressed.

Do not write fanfiction. One second you're normal and the next you're downloading a calendar from 2004 and tearing your hair out over what specific date every event in your fic happens

"if you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life" except i do love writing, and yet every time i open my document, i feel like a victorian child being sent to the coal mines, so where’s the lie.

writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.

doesnt my job understand i have a blooming fanfiction writing career to work on

They should invent a type of writing that lets me copy and paste directly from my brain

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

i wish i could scoop out all the words and stories inside my head with a butter knife and spread it onto a document and that was it

No no no you don't understand. I don't want to write a fic. I want to have written a fic. These things are not the same.

the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while

do you get upset when a field isn't ready for harvest at all times? your seeds are doing mysterious things in the dirt. but you have to leave them hidden in the dirt or they won't grow

born to write gay fanfiction forced to have real world responsibilities