Unconditionally and Irrevocably

me opening tumblr to make a post that should be a diary entry: alice. things are bad again.

edward and bella's relationship is so normie but also forbidden, and it's toxic but at the same time it's healthy, it's going against your nature but finding where you were meant to be, it's about finding a love that brings you peace but that doesn't stop it from being unhinged, it's an embodiment of purity while still being horny, and y'all expect me to hate it???

every woman I know has a story about a guy friend whose started acting weird after she rejected him romantically and/or started dating some other guy, but nooooooo with jacob black the only explanation is that the author MADE him act that way to make edward look like the better option

also. why are we talking about stephenie meyer like she’s some sort of evil genius and not just the author of a fictional story.

charlie swan i don’t want to have to kill you with my mind but what do you mean that 17 year old bella gets home from school every day, cooks elaborate dinners, DOES THE DISHES ON HER OWN, and THEN does her homework all while you drink a beer and watch tv? and on the weekend she cleans the house by herself? i’m shooting you with lasers and dark magic spells