that au wehere ilyukhina and yao dont die and everyone is a bit more happymaybe? a bit sillier?

everyone saying they would starve if the crew didnt die BE QUIET taumeoba soup 4 everyone 5ever

And that's how Simon learned that Grace likes men lmao

Been thinking about the circumstances that tend to cause Simon to act out, and what the perfect storm of circumstances would be to make him and Grace like each other as LITTLE as possible. :) At first.

Since Rocky and Grace have access to a ton of video games on the Hail Mary, I figured eventually they'd play Just Dance during their trip to Erid

they deserve a beach day

Lucille Ball at bat, Julie Andrews catches, and Joe E. Brown plays umpire at the opening game of the Broadway baseball league in Central Park in 1961.

There’s footage. :)

"We need trilllions to replace all workers" is quite the ask for an industry that has no profits.

A terrible misunderstanding....

Nah, don't worry about it

5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.

History does not record the stupid megaprojects that failed

Has this been done yet

amaze amaze amaze

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!!