metamorphoses

im broke? no you misheard me! i’m baroque! i’m extravagant

broke financially but baroque emotionally

May the next few months be a period of beautiful transformation

more worm

[Goth cowboy voice] I got the hearses in the back

Pride month is coming up which means we have to suffer through a month of companies cashing in on LGBT people because they put a rainbow on their cookie & shoes and say they’re woke

fashion designers put a halo and wings on a model and call it an ‘angel’ look. where are the wheels within wheels? the multitudes of staring, glowing eyes? the trumpets of rapture? the bloodied swords? where is the fire, the incomprehensibility? the ear-shattering “do not be afraid” that makes the audience fear god and have prophetic visions? extremely unsexy of the fashion industry to not realise what the viewer really wants

fellas, is it gay to kill 10,000 trojans, fight a river, and drag the body of the crown prince of troy behind my chariot for days on end as vengeance for the death of my homie??? be honest

This is my kind of propaganda

any time ive brought this up to anyone they’re like “i don’t support their ideals but their food is still so good” like they can’t learn how to make a fucking chicken sandwich