Badly Moonwalking The Rainbow Bridge To Hell

me, when none of the uquiz options fit me and i have to choose a random option: this is horrible. i am going to get a skewed result in this quiz about what type of [insert inconsequential internet culture thing] i am

let’s say hypothetically, you got a fast car…….and let’s say hypothetically for the sake of the debate……i want a ticket to anywhere

Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

why people on the internetdo a shouting? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

What?

Drank a cold red bull in a hot shower and now my mana is fully charged

I cast spell of put my clothes on

i do not understand the big obsession with pop punk 

i cant hear you over how much i hate my town

ok but the 90s were RIGHT about teal purple & pink. they executed that FLAWLESSLY

The notes are full of different gifs from the same x-files episode and I love that for ya’ll

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years