tv taught me how to feel

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

i like being bisexual. but i do not like being mentally ill

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

Happy Pride

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

I bring a real “human lives are more important than animals. Yes, even than your doggo” vibe to the function that the people airlifting dogs out of warzones really don’t enjoy