-God Only Knows-

i miss......tony......... i miss 2008 tony and his stupid swoopy soft hair and his pea brain that said his social security number was 5 and him slamming into the ceiling with babie’s first rocket boots...........

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back. 

This is the plot of shrek

This is important.

Bless this post

I really need stuff like this

i think it’s really cute how on some level we all kind of believe in magic. you can practically wish upon anything whether it’s a shooting star, a fallen eyelash, or even a dandelion. somehow kissing your true love is bound to save the day. cool rocks and flowers can be used for different kinds of magic. even just the concept of people who can conduct magic is adorable. the belief in magic is literally apart of everyday life whether you choose to see it or not and if that’s not the cutest shit idek what is

Seemlessness

Sleepy bitch disease

Me everyday honestly

my roommate’s on jstor and she just whispered “oh fuck yeah” so that’s the mood

When you find The Paper™

5 is like an honorary even number

why does this make sense?

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

This is uncomfortably accurate

i feel so called out rn

Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

he ain’t wrong…