one million kilometers away

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

"it depends" is the most useful and versatile phrase in the world, except when it isn't, because you know, it depends

@alessmargi

really love that even if nothing happens within the span of the game, you can so clearly see the beginnings of a horrifically codependent workplace situationship between kim and harry. the most repressed man in the world who got used to dealing with microaggressions and being the outsider nobody respects meets a guy with nothing left to lose who wears his heart on his sleeve and fucking ADORES him because he's the only person in the world who has any faith in him whatsoever. like yeah ok one week in and kim's defending harry's karaoke skills and running all across the island helping him hunt cryptids even though he doesn't even believe in them. and harry's already thinking of him as this perfect person with no flaws, a saint, halo and all just like he did with dora. oh they're so doomed