A Fair Bit Of Canada Jokes

Reading this tweet without even attempting to interpret it. Just basking in it

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

this is just your average professional kitchen

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

wish I was a teddy bear wearing a raincoat or some shit what the fuck

Nothing like absolutely vIBING with people who lived 102 years ago

Im confused

What a grand story

I take immense psychic damage from the united states election cycle

It’s designed that way. 

im not even from your country!!!

it’s designed that way.

youre singing. augustus gloop is stuck in a giant tube and youre singing.

i’m about to have an aneurysm from holding in my laughter. HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME

Coil ‘em, squash ‘em, stick ‘em in a screw

absolute mad lads

Throckmorten is that you?