cat!

ah, my name is cat! i go by Skye more commonly though

i'll be merging my horny blog and this blog i think, so there'll be nsfw on here from now on. the other blog'll be left alone for archival's sake!

Most normalist milf ever: do you ahhh, do you maybe need help tying your shoe laces? >.<

Obviously I'd never want to sexualise or infantalise anyone's physical or intellectual disabilities,,, unless you're into it in which case awww your lil handsies don't work like they should? You get so so sleepy all the time? You stumble over your words and repeat yourself? You can't think good like you used to and it makes you so so grumpy and frustrated? It's okay little thing mama is here I'll brush your teeth and wash your hair and tie your shoe laces and listen to you talk endlessly and make you feel so good in that special way only mamas can, just trust me and it'll all be ok

"american food is making you fat" uh yeah thats just about the only benefit of living here bozo

this is a pro-fat blog btw. if you're not attracted to fat people then fix it

sex, but instead of fucking you, we both get naked and i hold your head in my lap and forgive you for everything you think you've done wrong.

you know you’re fucked when you start to get the “they would not fucking say that” feeling about The Character’s canon dialogue. no hope at all

“but rob aren’t you just mischaracterising them then” nope! I’m never wrong about The Character

something is happening to me.

@funnier-as-a-system?

you can't do this to me

anybody can be "jailbait" as long as what you're tempted to do to her isn't legal

poor girl bawling her eyes out for only being misdemeanorbait

the most widely documented and mocked individual online for the last 20 years has been an autistic trans woman which could mean nothing

its like I hate when you say I think what happened to christine chandler was fucked up and people are like um well did you know she did ___ cause thats the problem i dont want to know 😭😭😭

Do you people really believe Christine Chandler raped her own mother because of online bullies

Most normalist milf ever: do you ahhh, do you maybe need help tying your shoe laces? >.<

Obviously I'd never want to sexualise or infantalise anyone's physical or intellectual disabilities,,, unless you're into it in which case awww your lil handsies don't work like they should? You get so so sleepy all the time? You stumble over your words and repeat yourself? You can't think good like you used to and it makes you so so grumpy and frustrated? It's okay little thing mama is here I'll brush your teeth and wash your hair and tie your shoe laces and listen to you talk endlessly and make you feel so good in that special way only mamas can, just trust me and it'll all be ok

Most normalist milf ever: do you ahhh, do you maybe need help tying your shoe laces? >.<

Obviously I'd never want to sexualise or infantalise anyone's physical or intellectual disabilities,,, unless you're into it in which case awww your lil handsies don't work like they should? You get so so sleepy all the time? You stumble over your words and repeat yourself? You can't think good like you used to and it makes you so so grumpy and frustrated? It's okay little thing mama is here I'll brush your teeth and wash your hair and tie your shoe laces and listen to you talk endlessly and make you feel so good in that special way only mamas can, just trust me and it'll all be ok

Most normalist milf ever: do you ahhh, do you maybe need help tying your shoe laces? >.<

Obviously I'd never want to sexualise or infantalise anyone's physical or intellectual disabilities,,, unless you're into it in which case awww your lil handsies don't work like they should? You get so so sleepy all the time? You stumble over your words and repeat yourself? You can't think good like you used to and it makes you so so grumpy and frustrated? It's okay little thing mama is here I'll brush your teeth and wash your hair and tie your shoe laces and listen to you talk endlessly and make you feel so good in that special way only mamas can, just trust me and it'll all be ok