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Cops will shoot a chihuahua with a shot gun seven times and be like i feared for my life

“ON PURPOSE. ON PURPOSE I AM GOING TO CARE ABOUT YOU.”

Might fuck around and never get my goddamn drivers license at this point the world is gonna end anyways

if ur trans/nonbinary rb w the person that makes u feel that good Gender Hate aka you’d steal their physical form if u could mine is either will graham from nbc hannibal or 1940s bucky barnes

ezra miller & matthew gray gubler & robin skinner

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

closeted gays be like: I can’t get my wisdom teeth removed because what if they give me laughing gas and I accidentally come out

cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet

straight men just arent attractive or interesting ill be honest

sometimes i forget i actually am attracted to men because every guy where i live is fucking bogan and hetero as u can imagine

food is THE love language. let me bake you some fucking bread.

its elmos world were just living in it

a motherfucker could use an embrace