baby cats very cute

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

What is hava

Hava niceday

salmon so tasty it make me eat hasty / when salmon is finished the joy is diminished

“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for