Organized Chaos

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

certified door post

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

this blog is a safe space for black women ❤️

You may notice that stoning someone is considered violent, but getting stoned is generally a good time. Similarly, getting your shit rocked is usually bad, but rocking someone’s world is almost always positive. This is because we rocks are very nuanced and complex

this is horrible. everyone involved should feel ashamed.