almost argued then i saw ur boobs, youre always right

we've all got those mutuals where you don't Talk but every time they interact with your posts you go 🥺😍🥰🥹😌😋☺️🥳

Craving attention but like high quality attention like vip attention

I hope you accidentally brag about being better than a Greek god at something.

#new favorite insult

to have greasy hair is to sample death im so serious

I'm following blogs that haven't posted in like eight years but I don't care I shall never unfollow them because I am a true and loyal knight #loyalknight

I will forever love simple, domestic things let’s bake together, go grocery shopping, drive around, just spend time together

bring back kindness. bring back empathy. bring back consideration. bring back good people.

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place