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Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

i don’t care how perverted your kinks are, practice on me

“ur overthinking this” bro I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available

I find people’s lack of depth really disappointing

girls be like “I’m going to bed” and then just play with themselves for two hours

A brunette looking up at you with innocent eyes is a different type of rizz (it will work every time)

I love nerds sm like damn teach me everything u know I'll listen

counter argument: nuh uh