Have it my way

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

The 8hr work day / 40hr work week is an infringement on our right to be human on earth

Is this still available?

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything