Happy Little Pile Of Shit💩

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

I work for the Marriott next to a convention center and every time theres a furry convention we get complaints about the continental breakfast having hair in it and im like what do you want me to do? Shave them? Shave the fucking furries?

Working at Claires today being irresponsible with the piercing gun. AMA

what are you piercing other than skin

the veil between this world and the next. Big things going on there. Dont worry too much about it yet though

Fucking christ i was vaguely aware graham lindsay was an evil bastard but i wasnt aware he made holden bloodfeast look like a fucking pacifist by comparison

I watched a video on him and I've never seen so many clips of a man so deliriously horny to bomb the absolute fuck out of any country that wasn't the usa or israel. He was fucking shaking and drooling at the mere thought of it.

I feel like an overworked zookeeper desperately trying to appease an understimulated chimpanzee in an unsuitable enclosure, but in this arrangement I am zookeeper and chimpanzee both

disposable vapes are kind of insane from a supply chain perspective. if you told someone in 2000 that we'd have cigarette replacements with LCD screens designed to be thrown in the trash, you'd be kind of a piece of shit for not warning them about 9/11 instead

ok i understand the texture is not popular but despite it all i am still a grits fan. "its wet slop" its COWBOY wet slop. yee haw.

Why is it called "grits" if it's not gritty?

it's gritty before you cook it ☝️🤓

you're nor tired sad or unmotivated, your brain is simply begging to have a hole drilled into it. go to my tiktok shop buy one trepanning drill this will change.your.life.

There's something very bisexual about a USB c charger

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