keep your edges

deadbeat dad who’s an academic: i’m just going to the stor

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

im getting sick of this.

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

it was the goat blame the goat

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

its 10 AM on a weekday .

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

bald guy wearing a bald cap. Do we know why?

Covering blowhole

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

You can see the power of music shining in his eyes.