out of this world

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

why are there like 20 heroes in gotham now. can someone go help chicago? toronto? the detroit-windsor international metropolitan area? there are only three islands in gotham city man you don't need to be there it's handled. it's fine. you are not needed. why don't you go become the hero of some city you'd actually be helpful in. go to fucking. saskatoon. go save the noble and helpless people of saskatoon

i think ao3 should have a feature like an anonymous kudos but instead of kudos its "i jorked it to completion" and you can leave as many of these as you want and obviously authors would opt-in to this feature on a per-fic basis but like. i want the stats, you know.

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

the universal transgender experience of in-group signifier ❤️

being transgender is about [CONSUMER IDENTITY]

Ok look I get what you mean in this context but everyone saying Fallout New Vegas sucks just straight up doesn't know what they're talking about.

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight