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can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

I place Megamind No Bitches in attack position and end my turn

Put your lazy meal in the tags

chopped onion

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

i’m topping him by 2 am

I queued 10 dollars worth of aphex twin songs on a jukebox in a Buffalo Wild Wings one time and before the first one could finish an employee walked over and unplugged the jukebox to reset it

mike from breaking bad accepting you as his trans daughter: you are not a guy. you’re not capable of being a guy. i had a guy but now i don’t. you. are not. a guy :)

White people dont say gee whilikers anymore

i say “golly” and “jeepers” as much as i can to make up for it

Thank you for your Caucasian diaspora cultural preservation efforts

Sorry for being scrawny with a flat ass

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

i want the copper in your pipes and i'm going through the tile walls of your shower to get it