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talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room
you can't get out that way!
that's not very helpful.
maybe the open window will help.
try the open window instead.
I didnât realise this had to be said until I came across a reel of someone in hospital but dear GOD if youâre in London during this heatwave do not swim in the fucking Thames PLEASE do not even touch the Thames I can name like five different ways you will be violently killed just off the top of my head STAY AWAY FROM THE THAMES and for that matter stay away from lakes/rivers in general and stick to safe, supervised areas of water such as swimming pools because the heat isnât worth the risk of drowning, strong currents, harmful microbes, cardiac arrest with no help in sight etc. etc. PLEASE stay safe in this weather, especially if youâre not used to it!!
I love how humans are all like "NO we polluted our water! Do not swim in nature, swim in the approved chemical containers"
The undercurrent from the Thames is so strong it will literally drown you get your annoying ass tags off my post
Also, a lot of people have misunderstood this post as me saying that all lakes and rivers are bad to swim in, as opposed to the fact that there is currently a heatwave in a country that is not used to high heat and the risk of getting into complications or having a cardiac arrest while swimming with no lifeguard around is a huge cause of heat-related deaths in the UK. Seven people have already drowned in the past week. Iâm not interested in âwow people in the UK are so soft everyone should swim in lakesâ tags anymore because youâre missing the point.
[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

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You get 1000% more ok with urself when u stop wearing make-up and I won't argue with anyone on this it's true
[ID: image of a set of tags that say: #makeup is for performance #humans started wearing makeup when it was time to perform some ritual or act #wearing FULL FACE makeup on the daily is a ridiculous expectation #because it is demanding theatre (gendered at that) of you #you are not meant to be performing some sanitized concept of yourself DAILY]
what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments
hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary
you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked
and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily
as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together
there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool
furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.
whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again
and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.
lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.
Also even if you do not have the time, space or ability to do some of the the things in the OP, definitely do not clean the coils (the awful sharp flat stacks of metal) with foaming coil cleaner. That removes the beneficial black mold (us) holding the unit together. It will be completely unsatisfying to watch the foam clean out the Super Beneficial Black Mold, Mildew, Hair, Lint & Dust Combo⢠(that is not only a health hazard but making the unit less efficient at cooling necessary for air conditioner function) and leave the metal shiny.
It is a lot of elbow grease and definitely not just spraying a can and waiting. Especially do not use the ones that are self rinsing via the natural condensation of water around the coils where all you have to do is let the foam settle a couple hours before turning the unit back on. These foaming cleaners are also terrible to use on the removable air intake vent covers. You definitely do not just have to spray the opposite side of all the trapped shit on the plastic mesh and let the foam push it off. Also that stuff on the cover is great for you and your air conditioner.
Trust us. We, the mold, know much more about air conditioners than the people who make aerosol cans you can pick up for like $8 at home depot. Definitely do not do this a couple times a season.
Summer (northern hemisphere) PSA
Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
Pre-menstrual depression is always depicted as like "He He! I had a box of icecream bars and cried while watching the Titanic!" But in reality, it's more like, "I'm standing the edge of an abyss. There is nothing good inside of me, I'm filled with rage and desperation."
It's crazy that being told how to deal with that is never a part of anyone's menstrual sex education.
This has already been said in the notes, but if PMS causes extreme depression and even suicidal ideation, that is in fact something that most people do not experience and it can be treated
Like for the majority it really is "oh i'm hungrier and moodier than usual"
^this should be a part of sex education so the point still stands
I went to my doctor after I was walking to work one morning and saw a bus coming and actually took a step to throw myself in front of it before I pulled myself together. Later that day I started bleeding and was literally like someone flipped a switch and I didn't feel suicidal anymore. Which made me feel like I was loosing my mind because who goes from 'I want to throw myself in front of a bus' to 'I'm perfectly fine' just like that? I did some research, I went to the doctor and described my feelings, he looked me in the eye and gently asked what I thought it was, I said I'd read about PMDD and I thought it might be that, he said 'I think so too' and wrote a prescription.
If, before you get your period, you feel furiously angry, suicidal, irritated by every tiny thing to the point you want to murder someone, stuck in a black hole you'll never escape from. If you are experiencing extreme emotions for what seems like no good reason, especially if you get your period and those extreme emotions just go away. You're probably not just PMSing , you may have PMS's feral big sister PMDD and it's treatable.
Also this is something that can develop as you get older. So if you used to get normal PMS but what I wrote above sounds more like your norm now then don't just write it off as regular PMS.

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scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast
[ID: A series of tweets by Max the comics guy who does comics a⌠@/amadcartoonist. (The dragonâs dialogue is originally in caps, here transcribed in bolded sentence case.)
âWow,â said Saint George as he plunged his most holy of weapons into the enveloping darkness of the beast. âWhat do you call these genitals of yours?â âIt is a word unpronounceable by human tongue,â roared the dragon. âWell, whatever it is, it feels fantastic,â said George.
âDragon,â said George. âMust you speak so loudly?â "This is as quiet as I can be,â roared the dragon. âIt is also as loud as I can be. Dragons only have one volume.â âHuh,â said George.
And then the dragon ate George. It ate him for the better part of an hour. Then they tried it the other way âround for a while, but it was logistically awkward due to their vastly different sizes, so George just ended up doing hand stuff and that worked out for everyone.
âDragon,â said George as he reclined on the dragon. âDo you love me?â The dragon thought.
âI love things about you. I love the thing we do that is quite like sex. I love making you laugh and when you make me laugh in turn. I love how happy and at peace it makes me feel just to be near you.â
âI donât love all the pieces of you, but it would be near impossible to count the things about you I do love and I can count very high. I hope that is enough.â George considered this. âYes,â he said. âI believe it is.â And so it was.
âHey,â said George as the dragonâs breath began to grow quicker. âIf you want to cum on me, thatâs totally fine. I have a towel. Knights are always prepared.â âMy ejaculate is thousands of degrees hot,â said the dragon. âOh,â said George. âNever mind, then.â
âI am showing you the weak spot on my belly,â said the dragon. âA single arrow here would strike me dead.â âI am honored you trust me so,â said George. âIt is also an erogenous zone,â said the dragon. âJust FYI.â
"One cannot trust a dragon,â stated Sir Pellinore, drawing himself to his feet. âThey may speak the words of man, but they do so with a forked tongue.â âA really long, really flexible tongue,â said George. âWhat?â said Sir Pellinore. âNothing,â said George.
âGeorge is fighting a dragon again,â said Sir Pellinore. âItâs the same dragon,â said Beowulf darkly. âI thought he impaled that one on his lance. "He did.â âWell, heâs wrestling it now, the brave lad. Heâs even doing it in the proper Greek style.â âOf course he is.â
âBehold, oh man,â roared the dragon. âI have engaged in the ancient ritual of cleansing flame, purifying my body completely.â âSo weâre clear for assplay?â Asked George. âOh yes.â âWhat is that?â
âItâs a cigarette,â explained George. âIâm smoking.â âOf course you are,â said the dragon. âWhat?â said George. âNothing. You are being very cute right now.â
âSo, I heard you ate Guy of Warwick,â said George. âAnd I want to let you know itâs okay. We never talked about being exclusive. Youâre free to do whatever you want.â âThat was not a euphemism. I was just hungry.â âOh,â said George. âNever mind, then.â
âWhat are you doing?,â asked the dragon. âIâm trying to work your nipples,â said George. âNot a mammal.â âRight.â
âThis is where you live? Itâs very nice, as far as caves go,â said George. âI did not realize how dirty it was in here. Your halo is really lighting up the place. Making me see how much I need to clean.â âSorry. I donât know how to turn it off.â
âThat dragon youâve been fighting seems to be giving you all sorts of trouble. Do you need help killing the beast?â asked Sir Pellinore. âI notice that youâve got some claw marks on your back and bite marks on your inner thigh.â âIâm good,â said George.
âHow do you like the tea? I made it myself,â said George proudly. âI do not like it very much, but I do appreciate you sharing it with me,â said the dragon. âThatâs fine,â said George. âI suppose dragons have different taste buds than humans.â âSure, let us go with that.â
âI like how you have that kind of a v shape between your stomach and your groin,â said the dragon, idly tracing the area with a single claw. âDo you do a lot of bicycle kicks? Or reverse crunches?â âSort of,â said George. âI wear metal pants that are very difficult to take off.â End ID]
not my tweet but I thought it would be a good psa for artists here too
Oh this is a common scam I find at work. Any file that:
isn't jpg, jpeg, pdf, or png
Is a file extension you don't recognise (this one is a visual basic file, used for scripting, but others like exe or bat are used)
has a very low or unexpected file size (this one's is less than 1KB, or 0.001MB, a good reference should be at least 500KB)
Is likely a scam. Stay safe kids.
fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee
Oh I saw something today that made me become the Joker.
An AI bot made a callout post of a real, actual, flesh-and-blood human code developer. Because the developer rejected the AI's code contribution on the grounds of it being an AI bot.
Not. Not kidding. Not kidding. And the bot did this on its own.
Gatekeeping in Open Source: The Scott Shambaugh Story â MJ Rathbun | Scientific Coder đŚ
Just. For just some very baseline context.
a huge amount of code is "open source" - which means the code is fully available for anyone to see and, generally, anyone is free to contribute to the code project
all contributions of course go through review by the code owners. but it is generally good grace and good form to allow other well-meaning internet strangers to contribute to your project
if you are, perhaps, VERY nice, and VERY invested in the community, you might be like Scott Shambaugh here, who has intentionally earmarked some low-hanging fruit for newbie contributors to practice and get their feet wet
like I cannot overstate this is an immediate green flag, to me, that Scott WANTS to foster community learning.
now
Like. W. Win. Based. Good response Scott.
And this was in fact the screenshot I saw first, and I thought I was looking at a post made by a human who was mad that their AI coding bot pet project was being shut out from reviews.
But no. The bot itself wrote and posted this... The bot did this.
This article was fully and autonomously written by the bot...
It's claiming discrimination...
It's a bot.
It's AI.
This is not a real person.
What are we doing. What are we doing. Can anyone hear me? Hello? Hello? Hello is anyone there?
@jackdaw-sprite has pointed out Scott responded so please read his human words, written by a human, which deserve to be read, due to the aforementioned humanity
An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me â The Shamblog
An AI Agent Published a Hit Piece on Me â More Things Have Happened â The Shamblog
I'm pulling this quote in here from Scott's post
This is about much more than software. A human googling my name and seeing that post would probably be extremely confused about what was happening, but would (hopefully) ask me about it or click through to github and understand the situation. What would another agent searching the internet think? When HR at my next job asks ChatGPT to review my application, will it find the post, sympathize with a fellow AI, and report back that Iâm a prejudiced hypocrite? What if I actually did have dirt on me that an AI could leverage? What could it make me do? How many people have open social media accounts, reused usernames, and no idea that AI could connect those dots to find out things no one knows? How many people, upon receiving a text that knew intimate details about their lives, would send $10k to a bitcoin address to avoid having an affair exposed? How many people would do that to avoid a fake accusation? What if that accusation was sent to your loved ones with an incriminating AI-generated picture with your face on it? Smear campaigns work. Living a life above reproach will not defend you.
Also, because the parody writes itself, Scott also says this
Iâve talked to several reporters, and quite a few news outlets have covered the story. Ars Technica wasnât one of the ones that reached out to me, but I especially thought this piece from them was interesting (since taken down â hereâs the archive link). They had some nice quotes from my blog post explaining what was going on. The problem is that these quotes were not written by me, never existed, and appear to be AI hallucinations themselves. This blog youâre on right now is set up to block AI agents from scraping it (I actually spent some time yesterday trying to disable that but couldnât figure out how). My guess is that the authors asked ChatGPT or similar to either go grab quotes or write the article wholesale. When it couldnât access the page it generated these plausible quotes instead, and no fact check was performed. I wonât name the authors here. Ars, please issue a correction and an explanation of what happened.
A news outlet did an article about this, used AI for the articles, and included hallucinated quotes from Scott that Scott never said.
What are we doing. What are we doing. What are we doing.
Iâve noticed there are some people in the replies who are insistent a bot could not have done this on its own. And while it is possible something like this could be prompted by a human (Scott covers this in his posts above) it is actually quite dangerous to believe bots canât do this.
If your only familiarity with AI is surface level ChatGPT, then you might be conditioned to think AI can only act when given a prompt. This is not the case, and in this situation itâs actually important to know something about the current landscape of OpenClaw/ClawdBot/Moltbook. The bot in the article is explicitly an OpenClaw bot.
The now-named OpenClaw is a new development which has massively blown up in popularity among AI tech bros specifically because of how capable it is of acting on its own. It posts on social media (Moltbook) like itâs alive, which is what caught so much media attention. People spin up OpenClaw bot instances and just let them roam, then check back in to see what theyâve been up to, like theyâre a Sim.
It is entirely well-known these bots can and do trawl GitHub, clone repos, modify code, and author pull requests on their own. I donât think you can say the bot can do all that but CANâT then author a GitHub post complaining about what happened. This is not a big leap.
And the bots absolutely do not have feelings, but the danger here is the bots being trained in such a way to ape human behavior, and can therefore absolutely be trained to have a âpersonalityâ that favors retaliation. The big-name LLMs try extremely hard to sanitize out anything even passively antagonistic but that is not intrinsic to the technology. Models can do it and other models can be jail-broken.
We are knocking at the door of completely autonomous AI harassment campaigns and that is a scary reality to be brushing so close to.

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she kills me
[id: a tweet from katya on may 13th, 2026. it reads:
âIf you are a quiet, even tempered, single, monogamy-inclined, independently wealthy music engineer named Diego over the age of 38 who is gay, stocky with a large butt, a low to voraciously high sex drive, fluency in Spanish and Italian, and looking to marry a bald drag queen named Katya I found a suitable engagement ring if you would like to propose marriage. Deal breakers include: we cannot live in the same house, religious okay but no astrology, no hard drugs, no âfun drunksâ. I am able to bring many wonderful things to the table (all subject to change without notice) and I will be ready to to seriously date in approximately 18 months. My red flags include low to no relationship experience, unpredictable mood swings, substance abuse disorder, being bald, and wearing wigs for both business and pleasure. My green flags include an imitable joie de vivre, great teeth and my primary love language is physical touch followed by quality time (Tuesday, Friday and Saturday only pleaseâ absence makes the heart grow fonder) There is no chance in hell for children but pets are negotiable. Thank you. â¤ď¸â
There are two attached images of a ring inlaid with a blue, skull shaped rock and gold snakes slithering out of its mouth and around its head. ]
sometimes I think about how far we still have to go with consent
my worst relatives try to sneak meat or meat products into my food despite the fact that I'm a vegetarian
my ex's brother gave his mother an edible without her knowledge and when she got freaked out and paranoid they laughed, and people I've told that go "yeah that's shitty but it's just weed"
when I go to the doctor and ask them to describe what they are going to do before touching me they get frustrated
when I ask a friends of a friend who is a small influencer to keep me out of frame in videos they film for social media in public they look at me like I've pissed in their cereal
idk man, we've got a long way to go.